i'm forgoing the post-coitus cuddling sesh to ask u this :when he says he loves me and all i can think to say is either "cool" or "i love boning you," what do i do?
you should have heard her the other night. no sentence related to one preceding it. it was like she was in etch a sketch and when she moved she forgot everythin
at least 'blackout me' had enough sense to take the puke covered duvet off the comforter.
grab my backpack.....its in the fridge
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The crowning achievement of my weekend was hooking up with someone I'm at least facebook friends with.
remember that guy i blew in a bathroom in barcelona, i just blew him again in rome. lightning does strike twice.
She's using our floating beer pong table as an air mattress to sleep on.
His reasoning for leaving the keys in the ignition of my car overnight with the top down in an open parking lot ? Too eager to have sex. The sex was not that good for him to do this twice....
The drag queen we did coke with is going to be on Ru Paul's drag race. I feel so proud.
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Owwwww. Yeah. I can barely move unless Im high on vicodin. We are bad at drinking/balancing. We will be the first to break hips and have to go into a home.
fuck off. It's 10am and I'm drink gin and ginger ale through a twizzler straw. My life is marvellous
Happy hour crawl turned into power happy hour turned into tequila shots turned into I'm drunk in class on Cinco de Mayo at 7 am.
It was somewhere in between an airport security patdown and a medical examination. No groping or squeezing, just brief pokes and pats.
I can't believe I watched you put a tampon in in the parking garage
Just in case you blacked out, we had sex, you came in me, we need plan B, we fell off your top bunk, broke your roommates chair, i still like you, but i'm in pain and am going to bed
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