Every time you buy a sobe you buy a bong.
well i did feel guilty about it. until i saw how hot the guy was the next day. now, nothing but pride.
The only good thing about ohio is that i can get 2 half gallons of soco for 40 bucks
i've never seen someone fall down the steps so gracefully... i think im in love
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It is 8 o'clock in the morning and there is already blood all over one of the stalls in the bathroom. What has your St. Patrick's day done for you?
nothing says "we're all in this together" like the herpes she passed around to our entire group of friends
on the way to the hospital you kept asking if we could stop at the bar first. then you proceeded to puke out the window
IT'S SUMMA TIME
ITS SUMMA TIME NOT BE HIGH ALL THE TIME TIME
THEY'RE THE SAME THING
This is what my life has come to. Drinking champagne alone yelling at the dog because no one wants to hang out with me
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I'll call it a tollerance break and either will be celebrating my new job with a bowl or will be smoking my sadness away from not getting the job. Either way.
You stopped making out with some rando guy to tell him you weren't sure about your sexuality then proceeded to follow me down the street to make out with me
He made the moves first, we made out...then we folded his laundry.
Saying I've had more balls in my mouth than you is the last clear, coherent thing I remember.
He lured me round with the prospect of sex and then made me proofread his CV and spoon. I fucking hate this guy.
Turns out the grown up version of seeing your teacher shopping is seeing your therapist is on tinder
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