I just am on my way home.. i had 3 and one startd crying and puking.. so they went home. one bitch fuckin ruined it for evryone.. u playin cards?
when I woke up the last searched thing on my phone was "how to make a fireproof dress" I need to stop drinking.
the people of mcdonalds are all starring at me & this dude like they know we just slept together
Something growled at me in your dark backyard last nt. Hoping it was my landwalking laser sharks and not Andy.
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no, i'm not a lesbian.. i just really want to fuck you while drinking, thats normal in a friendship.
a lot of self evaluation comes after you have to clean up a trashcan of your own vomit and condoms
She asked me why I was wearing a Batman Suit. Have I ever needed a reason to wear a Batman Suit?
Not going outside. I may melt into a puddle of wine
they're doing drop shots of Jager into red wine. i don't want to be on that level
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I give you full permission to fuck a rando on my air mattress.
You were on the train yelling, "THIS TRAIN NEEDS TO GO FASTER SO I CAN GO HAVE SEX WITH MY BOYFRIEND!!!"
He said he couldn't fuck me cause I kinda looked like my brother
There's a dryer on fire at the laundromat, and everyone's just standing around taking pictures. Except me. I'm texting.
Its one thing to reject me, but to reject me AND my hottest friend AT THE SAME TIME!?!?
You kept running around yelling "I need my pajamas" & then you got naked. Shit just went downhill from there.
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