Someone's got a whale tail
A thong is hangin out?
No, a fatty following them
i hate when u poo a lot and when u wipe theres no poopy residue on the TP. it makes me feel like my butt hole is hiding something from me. just had 2tell sum1.
woke up in Sigma Chi. In his room. they are iniating pledges right now. Holy fucking shit mother of pearl.
So my prents justed posted "DO NOT DISTURB" on facebook and i just heard their door shut and lock...I'm leaving
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It's a line of coke at 10 a.m. kind of Saturday. Don't be a pussy about life.
You Were screaming "Im trying to get it in" and "stop cock blocking" while i threw you in the car
It would have been the trifecta of dick for her.
Getting high magically turns headaches into rainbows.
yea I went to the store high again.. I think we're having pie for dinner.
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it went well until I said "me" instead of "my" and he kept sexting me in character as a pirate
you are singlehandedly the most cursed object the universe ever conceived
and then the sword just ended up between my legs
and eventually we just all took our pants off
That would involve putting on clothes and I don't think I can face that right now.
No pussy. I don't care what time of year it is you do not look tough wearing sandals. Honestly you look like a high school guidance counselor.
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