Picture Ja Rule and 50 Cent having a sexy full grown love child son...He's on my bus right now, wearing an outside jacket with no shirt underneath. My fashion sense and libido are fighting it out.I'll keep you posted on who wins.
we were in your room and your mom was singing twinkle twinkle little star in the hallway. so you decided to scream "twinkle? TWINKLE! What Fucking little star?!"
Hold my feet while i lean out of the window of the truck.
It was ths the worst 15 minutes of my life. . . It was like fucking a warm stick of butter.
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Woke up naked next to Alex and he was braiding my hair and then commented on how healthy my hair was. I don't even know anymore..
I say go for the trifecta and maybe you'll get a medal or something. Or a baby. That's like the same thing right?
Feel like I died but someone put me In a human microwave and I got back to life.
She has this wild look other eyes like she wouldn't be afraid to commit a felony.
I think you just have to raise your bang age from 40 to 50, hope dust doesn't fly out and make her say tony danza
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I forgot my backup drink is supposed to be pedialyte and vodka. Add in the shit I'm losing as I drink. Win-Win right?
my suitemate came in my room last night and flashed me. and then she just walked away. deff transferred to the right school
It was going very smoothly until she noticed my boner of hope.
no it was
but you compared your dick to a female disney character
sorry for running off in the middle of that heart to heart. free food.
I just group texted a dick pic. Wonder who'll respond back first. Ashley Stacey or my stepmom
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