I realized today that the only reason you made out with Travis is because he has nice teeth
Whoever said that a man can only cum up to 8 times a day is a fucking liar...or was never on adderall
Why the fuck is BBQ sauce coming out of my shower head?
Guess who won bingo at the senior center and is going to jail all in the same night?
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
its safe to say i can delete the contact in my phone "brandon random bus make out" from spring break right?
We thought she was passed out on the toilet, but she raised her head to tell me the word I couldn't remember was "empathize." Then she puked blood and passed out.
hungover and i feel like a burrito
like eating one or like you are one?
like i am one.
She came to the party with six kegs and a life sized portrait of Lavar Burton. SHE WILL BE MY WIFE.
Would a ten year old streaker be inappropriate?
That's the stuff legends are made of
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I just got woken up by some Christians who wanted to talk about the bible. ways to make a hangover even worse for a thousand trebek
Her Grandmother felt me up AND paid for dinner. If she doesn't get her shit together I'm gonna be her Step Grandfather.
Also, I might need your help for a prank involving a hand puppet, a coke bottle, double-sided tape, and my dick...
Dude! I just figured out I can successfully hide a 4oz flask between my boobs without endangering my cleavage! College: conquered!
Shroomed with my best friend'a dad at his wife's surprise birthday party so you can say I have experience in the field
If sending nudes to tinder boy is considered functional then yes.
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