problem. drunk. stepbrother hitting on me again. help.
he quoted Bring It On. It's over.
I saw his package. It spoke to me.
she then came into the room and yelled I'M GOING TO BE A COCK BLOCK for 5 minutes
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Last night at the bar my fuck buddies found out about each other.
Wtf? What happened?
Not quite sure but they rock, paper, scissored to see who was taking me home.
I took us ten minutes to realize the shower sex going upstairs was the reason the kitchen ceiling was flooding.
I was freaked out. No man over 50 is allowed to touch me. Ever. Unless you're Michael Bolton. Then please do.
She literally just puked and rallied AT HER OWN WEDDING. Welcome to White Trash town, America.
I thought he wouldn't talk to me again. You know, what's that saying "why buy the cow when you can fuck it six hours after meeting"
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i wondered why i had so many splinters in my hand, then i went out to my car and remembered id stolen an entire cactus
Thanks to you and Ketel One I now have a court summons with the actual word "frolicking" on it.
So never has there been a greater Valentine's Day gift than you actually putting a new roll of toilet paper on for me after using the old roll up! You didn't even use the new roll. You clearly put that on from a gentleman's standpoint vs. a selfish standpoint. I love you!!!!
This guy has a theme song for the joints he rolls
I just masturbated and watched youtube makeup videos, which was just an extension of masturbation.
Ive realized that in order for me to understand math, my professor has to be hot.
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