and those juicy C cups turned out to be oddly-shaped A's when her padded bra came off.
rather than putting your name in guys phones, you just texted 90999 to donate $10 to Haiti and then gave it back to them
This wouldn't happen so much if fat girls would just stop being so damn easy.
Apparently I fed my Plan B to my turtle last night.
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I want him to be my next love. So I'm taking it slow
As in ill only blow him next week
I have an odd instinct I wont find my underwear tonight
the mechanics of walkigng feel weird right now everyone lools like a demon
what does alcohol mean
Make way for the handjob queen! She will grab what she wants, when she wants, and from whomever she wants.
so I definitely just chased tequila shots with a biscuit covered in sausage gravy
Thats fucking manlier than riding a bear into battle
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All the drunken hookups over the last year are self destructing, at least something is keeping nursing school interesting
Actually going to jail after your wedding is NOT part of the plan.
Dude, my sex life is so sad since I started having feelings.
Sleeping with just one person sucks
He took me out to dinner to tell me we had to stop fucking so randomly
Honestly wish he pleased me as much as queso does
Just walked out of the train bathroom after having sex and got a round of applause from the passengers. Definitely the best part of the trip.
We saw the mini basketball hoop and unicycle and just knew we had to create a new sport
Drunk minds think alike
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