dont worry your back hair reminds me of angel wings
Should I feel badly because I just bought a really hot pregnant girl a drink after I lit her cigarette?
I just passed on expense account drinking, this must be the worst hangover ever.
like we started out all organized and composed and within thirty mins people were throwing up in the bushes, arguing over a beer bong and jumping in the pool with their clothes on
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So for a second i just thought clitoris was a disease.
he broke up with her mid blow job, and somehow convinced her to finish. I want his life
I've ID'd the nipple biter.
My apartment smells like a lavender field inside of a giant bong.
It started with a wedding, followed by a drag show, and ended with Trevor getting punched in the face by the bouncer. How was your weekend?
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dude, she has my telletubby sweats and my good sweatshirt hostage, I can't risk their safety with a breakup
He was singing R-E-S-P-E-C-T to a stripper between motorboats while our HR manager cheered him on.
i am no longer ashamed when i walk into the dining hall for sunday brunch and i'm greeted with applause for suriving my weekend
Also I know now I was meant to be a comedian. Had both arresting officers laughing.
Hey, what's the French word for when you meet your boyfriend's friend and you have that gut feeling that you smoked pot naked in a hot tub with him at a house party years ago?
I went to the nurse and she literally told me I was too sexually active and wrote me a prescription for 7 days of pelvic rest...... Hahahhahaha
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