Is it necrophilia if we're both dead?
was it more than 30 minutes?
ya
then you're in a relationship
I need to not be around brick walls while intoxicated.
Sorry about last night..I didnt realize how drunk you were and when I closed the door it caused you to slam into the mirror...you'll probably piece together the puzzle when you read this and see your hand.
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she moved to the other side of town, do you realize how far i gotta walk to get a blow job???
It's not fair. Guys with dicks that huge should not be allowed to be catholic.
ill give you a picture of me naked for $5. im desperate.
He did a line, told me my hair looked pretty against the background of the clouds, and then we fucked. Good afternoon
All i remember is Liz dragging me home yelling at me, crying, and barfing
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Typical Sunday afternoon purchase of condoms and a helium tank.
She called it a palate cleanser. She and her friend dike it out once a year before returning to dick
Together or do they pick up? How far do they go? IS AN AUDIENCE PERMITTED? GODAMIT ANSWERS MAN!!!!!!
I went home with him again and he LEFT HIS OWN HOUSE at 2 in the morning while I was IN THE BATHROOM.
plus like he's kinda a piece of shit. a beautiful somewhat talented piece of shit that hella needs to get his life together
My dad called me in the middle of the night, drunk on vodka, asking for references on the Irish alphabet.
I may or may not have just had sex in the bed of a pick-up at a drive-in movie theater.
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