Does my surprise involve the use of a safe word?
Probably.
I'm in.
when a girl says 'did you just try to kiss me' you should leave the bar. trust me.
i think i would be more confident if i were chinese.
Had a couple pieces of pizza for breakfast...suck on that Jamie Oliver.
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Just had a pleasant conversation with a mugger while he was taking off my shoes. Why can't I get along with people like this sober?
i hope someone procrastinates by putting up the pics up...
sarah said she can't even post all of hers due to facebook indecency rules
he built a boat made of joints. holyyy shit
He said he only likes girls with a sense of humor, after he took his pants off I understood why
how many lesbians have to have their hearts broken before they realise I am not that kind of DJ
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The bartender charged us for drinks. Life is different.
She sneezed like 10 times, put her head down on the table and then laid down on their couch and fell asleep. In the middle of the dominoes game. I'll never understand why my dad continues to provide my mom wine.
It wasn't a great time! You grabbed me, picked me up, and make me pee in the sink!
Named all the presidents in order between puke sessions while semi conscious so that's a thing I can do now
My boss want to throw me an everclear birthday.
Fucking a younger guy is now a game of odds. The chance that he gives me corona virus is outweighed by the evening of orgasms I know he’ll give me.
Randomize