Taljing aboutpenisrs w gerruly ska pops
so i walk in and shes blowing her vag with a hair dryer. so i asked what she was doing, she said heating up supper.. come eat ;)
i'm so jealous of you right now.
You know you had a bad blackout when you forget you held the stanley cup.
He insisted on sleeping in my bed. Had he taken all of my obvious hints I would have sucked his dick. He only wanted to snuggle. My world has been turned upside down.
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Should I give the penis ring toss game to good will or garbage
We are taking shots off of spoons and listening to Mary Poppins.
Can we skip lunch and do power hour sex time from now on? I'll let you eat nachos off my body if you really need the food.
Seriously, you can't give someone's wife an orgasm on the dance floor of a gay nightclub and then hang out with her husband the following week
Why does my jaw hurt?
I may have punched you.
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No fucking judgements. You know me. Chinese food vent sessions are safe places.
Apparently there was a black out and the security alarms went off except I was convinced it was the microwaves and made ben unplug them all then got really frustrated cos he wasnt doing it right
My dad just saw me take dirty one night stand underwear out of my purse. I'm willing to admit I have a problem
Can't decide if it was more awkward buying sheets together or disposing of them afterwards
I'm still not 100% sure who I'm sleeping with
Facebook is for cat videos and having better lives than people from high school, period.
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