if creeping was an olympic sport, i would be a lock for the gold right now.
After waking up today, I would like to find the Jesus preachers on campus to ask for help in asking for forgiveness to God.
There are walks of shame and then there are walks of what the hell is wrong with you.
We sat on the porch laughing about hilarious the sunrise was. And that we can do drugs again in the morning, thank god
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Ok, was I really fucked up or was there a chick from Norway in the ice cream shop teaching us Norwegian last night?
Top hats and gin. This is why I love day drinking.
All of my exes are either overweight and neckbearded or dead. Someone out there is looking out for me.
Played never have I ever with high schoolers today. Needless to say they brought up threesomes so I had to make a judgement call and decided to not put my finger down
Who knew that the guy I fucked on your front lawn during welcome week freshman year would turn out to be my husband
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
She's in it for that fear factor ya'll. Obsession and stalking or nothing.
Vodka Red Bull is like your spinach if you were Popeye
Facebook: “Hey you fucked on a diving board, you should probably should wish him a happy birthday”
Its like the floor is slow but life is fast?
I see you found the nyquil...
Its only once in a life time you get to pick your vcard swiper up from jail
Accidentally mixed my gin with cold brew coffee instead of cranberry juice. It’s bad. But I’ll finish it. Never leave a fallen soldier.
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