BLOW JOB GIRL IS IN WALMART
Some people actually refer to her as Kaitlyn you know.
New favorite sorority...they made me pancakes in the morning and welcomed back the walk of shame girls with a round of applause
I have no idea where we are. But it doesn't look dirty so I don't think we are in jersey yet
you fully convinced the taxi driver that we were in a race
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I was carrying him baywatch style into my place because he passed out.
The liquor store guy just accused me of buying alcohol of minors due to how many bottles I got. The guy should be used to this from me.
I need to stop treating my body like that of a Vegas hooker on vacation in Ibiza
She called it a palate cleanser. She and her friend dike it out once a year before returning to dick
Together or do they pick up? How far do they go? IS AN AUDIENCE PERMITTED? GODAMIT ANSWERS MAN!!!!!!
its the first football sunday and my boyfriend isn't excited. this isn't gonna last unless he makes me snacks and brings me beer during the game.
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....she made me stop for like 3 minutes so she could talk to her cat....
Spent the majority of my senior year drunk. Graduate of 2011, I think 2011. Probably.
I don't know how to reply to him. 'I'm glad the ecstasy my friend tricked you into taking wore off'...? It just doesn't seem sincere
I'm wandering around outside asking things if they are god
Welcome to my Tuesday when my lesbian ex girlfriend shows up unexpectedly and gets me drunk and then leaves
As a BFF it is your duty to answer when I drunk call you at 3 in the morning because I couldn't find a knife to cut that cake. I finally found one, fell asleep with it and the cake in bed. K thanks bye.
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