That girl would be way hotter if she changed her face.
it is 7:54 and i am surrounded by drunk old people. drunk enough that my grandmother and her friend just compared boobs. as in, shirts off, bras coming down. save me.
had a guy just try to take his underwear off in the middle of the bar w o taking his pants off. That kind of Sunday afternoon
yeah people on the adjacent balcony, Im naked drinking outside in 0 degree weather at 1pm. got a problem?
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You had one beer and one beer can full of vodka and you took a huge gulp of one of them and called it Emily Roulette
I'm sitting on the toilet just to avoid my bosses look of disapproval
Cutting up lines with the edge of my birth control packet. Just reminding you this is the person you've CHOSEN to be monogamous with.
This heat and humidity do not mix with these braless DDs and a tank top at a BBQ.
Fuck man, my Dad's been single so long I get him a year's sub to a porn site every year for for Father's Day
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Please tell me how the stripper got back to Sarah's from the trailer park
Thank you for holding my butt in a non-sexual manner when its cold. I appreciate you and your warm hands.
Please don't explain what tea bagging is to my mother.
Omg she's a human wrecking ball. I love it.
I am to reach this level of casual destruction.
She tried doing a backflip and ended up doing somersaults down the entire stair case.
Tomorrow is my bachelor party. If I die tomorrow, please know I graded you a "check" as a sister. "Check-minus" when you got mouthy.
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