i wish starbucks made bloody marys
his penis looked like arnold from hey arnold. it was interesting.
he would probably call me "ma'am" when he's inside me. people love saying weird shit inside me.
He proposed that we "bone". I've completely given up on boys.
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PS, you're not being slutty, you're "making dreams true."
Yeah things got weird. You ate an entire bag of hotdog buns, then tried to catch a tree on fire with a candle.
He had a curved dick....must be a european thing
Your penis has nothing to do with my throat infection, sorry...
After a long night of drunk sexting I have to the ninja roll at the front door to see who showed up.
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I'm at a bar where I literally walked in to the bathroom and some chick told me to never go to San Joaquin state pen
We shouldn't eat pizza in the pool
We r drinking tequila out a glass bottle and smoking weed underwater, pizzas the least of our concern
By the way I got my period today. No NHL babies for me.
And god said thou shalt never deny free booze. And it was good.
I hate to be the bearer of bad news, but yours is no longer the biggest penis I've seen. It is however, still the prettiest.
Omfg 7 hour sex session who am I?
PS: I think I'm in love
Ability to walk tomorrow tbd
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