Btw I've read that book you bought me...And I'm such a bitch now
But I don't think guys love me
If you're going to watch porn, can you atleast be considerate and watch it on my old laptop and not the new one?
I walked outside out to find her peeing in her toga with a cigar in one hand and her thong in the other
Literally just stood in the shower and forgot what to do. that hungover.
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I'm lost. Please come find me. I'm inside the I-270 circle somewhere. I can hear laughing.
he fell asleep like an hour after we got to the beach, he deserved that penis shaped sunburn.
Well I was thinking of taking him out for drinks then lecturing him about his drinking... kind of like an open minded intervention
Lesson learned. Don't roleplay with a real knife.
there may have been a blood oath never to speak of it again...only reason i can think of as to why there was a 1 inch bloody cut on my right boob
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I stopped hooking up with him and ran to the bathroom to throw up. He saw me throwing up and it made him throw up
my whole checking account just had a funeral down bourban street, paid for that, and then bought everyone 5 shots of fireball...
You never know true fear until you're on your period in a house full of white furniture.
I know what I want to do this Friday. However, it might end in me getting kicked out of an arcade and a mini golf course.
She gave me a job then fed me cheesecake in bed. She's a keeper!
I just threw up into a baby carriage. There was a baby in it.
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