And i quote: "where's y'alls from comin' in with them accents?" - from a mississipi mcdonalds
I closed that bar. Sang every Beatles song in the book. Made Somoan friends.
please remind me not to sleep with group members until after finals week.
I hit him with a car. Nothing says I hate you more than backing into someone with a fucking car.
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Yea it's a sex scar. But if anyone asks I tripped up carpeted stairs
I just horrified a large group of people. Congrats on dating me.
Wait..I think something else did happen last night my vagina is too pleased for this level of hangover..
My legs have surpassed "hairy" and entered the territory of "furry". Maybe I should just suck it up and shave already
No now I'm curious!
It'll be a romanticized airport meeting until I'm judged for sitting on his face in the terminal
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I don't know but this 12 year old kid is soaking up all of our bad morals like a super tampon on the second day of my period
I think once you know a guy's chest measurements the stalking has gone too far..
Told the cab driver to take me to narnia last night. Turns out there's a bar called narnia on the south side of town. We are in business
Just jacked in the family restroom in the hospital while eating beef jerky and looking at reddit gone wild.
and it's like......my shirt is off and he's talking about quidditch. why.
It looks like I jerked off a rainbow.
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