hide the guitars, Nate just learned to play free fallin'
Laziness has reached now heights if you too unmotivated to buy pot
some girl that im facebook friends with has H1N1, im scared to even go to her facebook page
I woke up hungover and reached for a glass of water only to realize too late that it was vodka sprite with my splooge in it.
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i'm watching the draft and making cookies. how am i still single?
You sucked the drug dealers dick for a 20 of coke...?
Nooo, I payed for that. I sucked his dick because I had an urge.
I'll try not to. I have an appointment at the hospital tomorrow so my goal is to wake up there.
And I'm not sure if that's how you pluralize penis. Never planned on needing to know that in my life.
Tried to figure out where I was without opening my eyes this morning for like twenty minutes. Not even close. Not even the right state.
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IT IS CHRISTMAS EVE AND I AM SUPPOSED TO BE HAVING SEX WITH AN ATTRACTIVE BLACK MAN IN THE NEXT FEW DAYS AND I JUST GOT MY PERIOD. WHEN PEOPLE ASK ME WHY I DON'T BELIEVE IN GOD I WILL TELL THEM OF THIS DAY.
It's like wanting to be a vampire vs being a vampire. You don't know the cock lust until it's infected you.
So apparently I initiate sex in my sleep
His Instagram is like a gay porn blog all of the sudden got conquered by the Mormon missionary that he is
How drunk is too drunk to be on an airplane?
I need your help immediately! I sorta kinda sliced my foot off at the ankle with my new kitana. Bring your cooler, ice and some hospital road beers.
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