Dude, don't freak out but the girl who stuck the hair brush in her ass is here. I can't look her in the eye!!
Wasted at the beach. Toasting underage, overdeveloped girls. God bless 'em.
I wish you had a penis so you could experience peeing out the window in front of a crowd of people leaving parties.
Your one and only job is to make sure I am on that bus tomorrow morning with no cat makeup on my face
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He just sent me a winky face in the middle of setting up a drug deal. You don't do that.
Uh no. you let me handle it. trust me: I can paint the Mona Lisa in tints of bitch.
More importantly this is sex weather and i am striking out
I just went into a strangers house to have a spoonful of sugar to cure my hiccups, wtf is wrong with me
I think I'm drunk at the airport. Oh the possibilities
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I apologize for being mean. I love the blender and your vagina.
This is the Taco Bell dump we've all been waiting for.
I have to have sex on a bidet. I'm not sure what kind, but it's reason #4 for an Italian vacation!
I made out with my former step mother's best friend. Only knew the connection when they both showed up together at the bar.
I can no longer play with you. I puked on my feet in the shower. I'm too old for this.
For someone I see at the bar by herself all the time... I should have know she had a tazer.
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