I am in shape. i keep telling you that.
Round is not "in shape," it's "a shape."
remember them days when you seriously wanted your mom to marry rev run and we would always talk shit about justine?
joeyyyy why you always taken cheeseburgers from me?!?!?!
Can you please tell me why there's a bottle of urine on my night stand with a note that says "in case you're thirsty in the morning"? Thanks.
I wanna be on tlc
Impossible. You are neither fat, fertile or fashionless.
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i walked into the first stall,, but there was no paper, so i'm in the other one. a little kid is in the one without paper now and is making a lot of noise. curious how this'll turn out for him.
I would have to gauge my vagina to make it fit.
I will give you 100$, a blow job a day for a month and I will shave my legs according to societal standards until next November if you come recuse me from my night class right NOW.
hey your mom heard me say to her " That right your not going to Shit right for a month"
My middle name is suave and my vagina shoots rainbows, what else would you expect?
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So, we bought a knight today. Nearly life size. Hes in the garage, so don't be startled.
I just told a bottle to be chill
and meant it
he didn't stitch me up last time. in fact, he yelled at me for bleeding.
He wanted me to choke him with my feet. So now I feel obligated to start writing my memoir
That portion can talk about stepping out of your comfort zone and how it can potentially kill people
I spent half an hour sculpting my pubes into a perfect triangle of really short hair, and the first thing he said when he saw it was "Don't you think you need a shave?"
I finally selected an outfit that says "I'm not easy" but still shows off the tittays.
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