Dude judst bought snd smokked tfour white widoew jointsd in Asmsterdam. Wstching the Cvhiefs gsme. Oh Boy.
You are why other countries hate Americans. But I say God bless you.
dude i dnt kno how, but i think theres a tampon in my butt
We should probably just have a threeway and get everyone on the same page.
It was also my first failed attempt at shower sex.
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Just walk straight and zig zag through cars tell you get to the road. That's where I am. Perpendicular to the doors do not make any turns
So should I finish watching Space Jam and then get head? Or get head while secretly watching Space Jam?
We were naked in bed for hours and we didn't have sex. Either he's gay or he wants to respect me. Neither of which I approve of.
wait, how does the 20 year old one night stand pregnant girl have a superiority complex?
Giiiirl. Just had a BM that almost killed me.
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Two really nice girls helped clean the taco out of my hair.
Why did I not realize how important my fridge was till I was drunk. It keeps all my food cold its like my own cold box
Where do you think black out memories go?
Into the dark abysmal abyss of the deepest, darkest part of your mind. It's obviously the bodies natural defense to protect you from witnessing the shit you do while actually blacked out.
You left me a really long voicemail saying, "Hey, it's meeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee." and then the rest is just loud laughter
I just tried to lit a bowl with my chapstick.
Is there a subtle way to tell him he needs to hydrate? 8 years of yoga and kegels. He has no idea what I’m going to do to him this weekend
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