i'm sorry if your life is a sore subject
so my aunt is sitting on the couch, eating a brownie and watching the biggest loser saying how it's not that hard to eat healthy
man i love america
Whats the name of the guy with his hand down my pants?
Just walk through the Honors dorm on a Saturday night. You'll feel better about yourself.
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been home a week and haven't blacked out yet. i miss college
As I was climbing out of the pool he slapped my ass and said 'stay golden', i don't know why but it felt right.
You kept yelling "wood grain wheel" and grinding on fat chicks.
The hell is wrong with me
should I tell them that both of them had sex with me last Saturday? it might be a relationship builder type of thing you know?
If you're not going to call the girls I bring around by name, at least don't call them by number. It's been cockblocking since girl #47. Dick.
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I'll always remember 2012 as the year I hooked up with countless girls who had the sides of their heads shaved.
who started the 'put a scrunchy' around his balls' game?
You threw up in your own shoe then wore it home
a guy just skateboarded past my window in a bunny suit while chased by a dog walker
Your babysitter texted, wants me to pay with weed. I don't know where to get any & don't want to. Will she take cigarettes instead? Or um, cash? Like a person?
Do you think Ashley had her twin sister tag in for our date? The sex was different and I think a mole was missing
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