I don't know what happened last night but I woke up this morning with "wolf pack" tattooed on my knuckles.
i love you. like a brother. a brother that i had sex with more than once.
Did we fight the bathroom girl ? She just wanted to give us lotion and condoms.
I really gotta be careful. My email inbox is equal parts notifications from instructors and this dude's dick. If I get drunk and reply to the wrong thing I might get kicked out of grad school.
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I wonder what acid is like for a blind person... Can we find this out?
I'm still hoping for it dude. Random north dakota pussy. If my 16 year old self knew that these were my dreams he would so try to beat me up, and i think he could.
At least your night didn't end with three cops seeing your ass and you sitting on the ground in a wig throwing your shoes at people
In between rounds of sex, you stopped and did drunken handstand push-ups.
Dude, for twins they have shockingly different blowjob styles.
STOP FUCKING MY SISTERS!!!!
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There's a burrito next to my bed. Did you buy it for me or is the Chipotle fairy real? And why am I naked?
Bro. I traded my coat. I have a Raiders coat now.
STOP IT RIGHT NOW IM BEING A SINLESS CHILD OF GOD IN BED TRYING TO SLEEP AND YOURE SENDING ME MEMES ABOUT DICKS
What the fuck i just wanna eat my froot loops and sext in peace. Y'all motherfuckers gotta be loud as shit and break my concentration
Sex while Star Warsing is the best
My mum just told me to stop being so pathetic and just find someone to have sex with, even if I don't like them, just be grateful for the sex. Wow.
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