apparently it's not kosher to shit in a litter box when there's a line for the bathroom
I will give you vagina for bag of have'a corn chips.
Burger king has cupcake flavored milkshakes. God dammit America.
after taking her first shot and having her first random hook up she finally feels like she is ready for college
she has no idea
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She said i kept moaning her moms name instead of hers
She came to college a virgin and left on court order. We ruined her.
i also performed surgery on a chicken burrito from what i can tell from my scissors
Actually, considering the facts that I am wearing a duct tape dress and eating a gas station quesadilla, I am pretty good.
The great thing about vietnam is that if I'm drunk during the day people just think I'm being white
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Your stoned with a 2 year old in the room....and that makes you want to have babies?!
Did I seriously kick a door down last night... And if so when where and how hard, cause that shit I do not recall.
his butt looks cute in my panties so i decided he has to wear panties all the time from now on.
I force fed him french fries and then proceeded to tell him how sexy corgi’s are … it’s safe to say he’s not texting me for a second date.
You'll probably laugh but I am currently in bed in the fetal position wrapped in only my ninja turtles towel. Save me.
Thanks for driving us home last night. Also, blanket apology for anything I may have said/done. I blacked out sometime near the t-shirt cape incident
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