Does it still count as a "walk of shame" if it's only 1am?
They made my facebook status "I got my period!!!." Every guy I've had sex with at college liked it.
Andrew is trying to convince me that i took your virginity. Please tell me he is lying.
define virginity.
Its 11am everyones wasted wearing sombreros and eating fresh produce..cesar chavez would be very proud
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I was more traumatized by the table collapsing while i was going down on you.
So I feel bad, Ross is asking questions, I think they need to know it's a Spanish lesbian bar
Balls are wasted. Waste are ballsted. Ballsd wasted
As a general rule, drunkenness and gymnastics do not mix.
When we do our power hour over Skype I'm just going to sit on the toilet so that way I won't have to get up in the middle of it and miss any shots
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
nothing like a call from your drunk grandpa at midnight on a wednesday to ask your parents if you're registered to vote...
It's hot as dicks out. Lets get drunk on the roof and make pterodactyl sounds at people.
George disappeared two hours ago with a stripper named "delicious." Haven't seen him since
Why does your place smell like gin and misery?
I prefer to think of it as 'ode to single life'
It's been 12 hours since I have heard from you and social media has given me no indication you are anything but dead, so that's what I'm going with.
My dreams last night were filled with sex and quidditch.
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