so last night was fun and all.. but you might want to get tested
Aren't I supposed to sit on your face?
Every time you buy a sobe you buy a bong.
Dude, I just cut my asshole on the new toilet paper. If you rationed the grocery money to buy drugs, I better be getting some.
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Umm I need a rain check. Long story short is I have scabies. Research it if you want. I'll tell you everything another time soon, I promise.
Apparently you can talk a girl into leaving the bar and coming back to your tent, who knew?
Well if homeless lesbian experimenting divorcée is your new M.O., you're gonna need to start drinking more anyway so if that's what it takes to talk about it tomorrow afternoon, bottoms up bitch
No man we're leaving now. The party will probably be busted soon. O and a bitch started throwing knives around the place, like real actual knives.
You brought string cheese to the strip club
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God, please protect all woman from micro-penises
Which president had the biggest dick?
Take your time, I'll wait
Have you ever been so drunk you pass out in the cab and everyone goes inside and forgets about you? I have
I have nice boobs. Don't wanna deprive anyone of the experience.
You're a saint.
last night you said that you wanted to hold my dick as you slept because it was like having a stuffed animal.
i need to get crying drunk at the bar more often. i end up going home with guys who have big penises. its like God is saying "there, there, this will cheer you up".
Randomize