how hairy? two words: wookie tits
I want to apologize 3 days in advance for what's about to take place on St. Patrick's day.
Pretty sure a homeless guy just told me to 'lick his balls clean' because I looked at him.
you dipped you banana in queso last night.
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Most violent shit of my life. New Years resolution of eating better is already kicking me in the face.
Just realized ive been sitting through all of lab with a condom in my bra.
yay hump day
There is a really great story behind the missing Coco Puffs and vodka mystery
I went through his pics. Will you go with me to get tested?
Best case scenario: sex with hot bartender \nWorst case scenario: no sex and punched by tattooed guy that may or may not be said bartenders boyfriend.
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Haha! You know I mean that in a positive way. Like, "let them eat cake!" Or in our case, "let them achieve obesity from the two entree plate at Panda Express!"
He wouldn't shut up so I started sending him pictures of animal dicks
Dipping my sugar cookies in a glass of fireball and creme soda. This is holiday spirit
Little does she know that you've out-sourced your conscience to a girl who doesn't even wear pants on a regular basis
Thrres cinnamon everywgte. Plead cine get me
I just saw a guy in a zippo shirt buy 2 gallons of fire starter fluid and then proceed to smoke a cigarette. I feel like hes got some big plans for his tuesday.
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