Hey, It's Lauren. i wanted to talk to you tonight. I like you, as you know because kyle told you. I was wondering if you liked me too?
Are you in the third fucking grade? Check yes or no.
We hit a deer, sort of a buzz kill. But it's fine.
so wait, they're fucking, but it doesn't count as cheating cause they only do anal?
He legit pounded my cooking wine, because he was to cheap to buy beer. He is so not getting any.
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This has been the biggest binge-drinking season of the decade.
We need to reprogram your vagina to say "no"
You act as if I'm the first person to pee in the Taco Bell drive thru at 2 AM, I'm sure a lot worse things have happen in that drive thru than my urine.
He just told me that when we were doing it I told him I was the captain and he was the boat. Im too embarassed to ask for money for a cab.
This is simple. Just sex and high fives. No feelings.
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Nothing says besties like laying naked in bed hungover arguing over who is getting the pants
If pulling your dick out counts as a hobby that is his.
I woke up on a different floor than I went to sleep on. Can't find my shoes.
I'm sorry that you wanted to get laid and I all I did was play with your new cat instead.
If you feel frisky later I have a cowboy hat that would look great on you naked...
Who is this......
Atleast we had sex on the couch before your ex took it from you
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