omg! a creepy truck driver just made a frog puppet wave at me!!!
The lid of our salsa is promoting a contest that ended in July '09
I can promise you that this new years eve will rival the one from senior year when we got that exchange student deported.
So, your gf couldn't walk up the stairs without your help, but she could knit you a scarf?
I think the fact that the scarf was made out of dental floss should be taken into account.
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just saw sorostitutes streaking near the university president's house. thank you tequila day
We need to make tonight low-budget
Is this your way of suggesting flasks?
I didn't want to hook up with him so I just jumped out of bed, yelled "I don't even believe in god!" and ran out of the room
Did I really make a PSA to that garage party that you wanted to bang him?
You gave a whole fucking speech. It was inspiring.
Lol I wish they went straight to your cock then shot out into my mouth like a cock nacho dispenser
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I just saw someone dressed as a bear leave your house on a motorcycle. I guess you guys are having a good time.
I accidentally left my shirt at my booty calls house. He washed it & hung it up for me in his closet. I can't decide if that's sweet or creepy
I think all three of us just need to suck it up and go to lunch with him to keep our bar tab down
tbh I think I just dated him for his dogs in the first place.
You left your hot dogs in my dresser again
When your guy changes his swinger profile to include you. #makingprogress
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