when I'm not with you everything just looks like crayon scribble
HOLD UP I think she only has eight fingers...
I just want to make him a cookie cake that says "you have no chance with me."
Just saw a cop issuing a DUI. At 3 pm. It's definitely the start of winter break.
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once I found out that a naked stripper wasn't gonna pop out of the cake I kind of just lost interest in the party
when she asked where we met, i said the liquor store. the next words out of moms mouth? 'oh that's real promising molly'
He just kept screaming "I have democratic immunity" as the cops dragged him into the car.
of course we have a beer bong
how else would we feed our christmas tree
Sorry blacked out and lost my phone. Judging by the looks of my body I fought a cat and fell into a bush.
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You screamed "There's a potato in my anus" and proceeded to attempt to grind with the bouncer. Also, I'm pretty sure our Chem teacher was in the same bar as us.
I'm over my straight phase. They all turned out to be idiots and none of them got me off. I'm going back to hot girls with strap ons.
I made everyone scream the national anthem with me after playing true American last night. I'm pretty much their leader now.
I wonder if go pro can customize a cock ring so I don't have to hold the camera anymore
He spent ten minutes post bj, limp cock still out, in shock repeating 'best blow job ever'. So yes, yelling I am the penis queen out the car window was justified.
I just caught your son trying to perform fellatio on himself. What do I do?
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