mom and grandma are in town. grandma wants to get drunk with you
Is it bad everytime a fat person orders fraps I want to tell them to slow their rolls
im so bored in class... i just made a pie graph of my favorite bars and a bar graph of my favorite pies
there were more penises there than on chat roulette
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You spend 45 minutes trying to convince that pregnant girl you were with all night to have sex with you cause 'the worst had already happened.'
No need to get angry I'm just tryin to get my door back
don't judge, it's breakfast wine Wednesday.
Dude so coolest charity idea ever, think aids walk but instead of miles you drink beers oh the possibilities
How was your weekend?
The sex was so good. It hurts to exist.
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LEAVE MY LITTLE DICK OUT OF THIS
do u know what happened to the bottles last night?
apparently we hid them.... i google mapped the location into my phone
Cause a man that looks THAT good must have an ass that tastes like lucky charms
It's 2:10 am I am sprawled on the floor of the kitchen drunk and eating cold chicken wings come help
My purse is like an anchor I can't move I am sliding around like an over turned turtle send help
This floor is really dirty send a maid if you can
That's true because who the fuck doesn't love Harry Potter and beer
Come to my place after work and we can discuss our finances over a coors delight and a fire ball shot
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