I wannas sexs uuuuu
i want tt clbm rinabw nd ride uncrn
what?
i wnt tto climb a rainboww and ride a unicornnnnnnnnn
ps... at the end of one of the videos you yell "let's do the eiffel tower again.. i'll be in the middle!" .. i almost died lolol
well we could tame deer to let us ride on them. does that work?
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I owe you 20 bucks. My blood work did show liver damage.
my left tit made it into the crop job on your profile pic, I knew it was good for other things
Now that I'm born again, I'm preserving my gift.
Your vagina isn't a White Elephant gift. You can't re-wrap it after it's already been given several times. That's white trash thinking.
I know you're on vacation but you should know I just walk of shamed through a hotel lobby while leaving a threesome on Friday the 13th. Fuck superstition, I win.
I know everybody has skeletons in their closet but why are all of mine so slutty?
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No talking tonight. Just drinking and puking up memories
If it meant we had chicks like that every weekend I would gay marry the shit out of you dude
1. My arms are cement 2. I wish dogs could answer the phone
But I've also made plans to crash a black tie event wearing a storm trooper helmet. I think I've found the love of my life..
Wasted. And I have 5 pounds of potatoes that I'm responsible for.
Do you remember trying to eat the shower curtain last night...?
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