i just googled 'classy porn'. high, low, i dunno i just got bored of cum shots.
Ive had to apologize to every girl i know today because of you
I still can't believe I found a dildo in my ceiling today.
Sorry about all the noise last night. We were trying to break bottles by kicking soccer balls at them. If it's any consolation, there's shattered glass and blood all over my kitchen.
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So we went to home depot to buy supplies to build a beer bong but ended up buying an office water cooler that were going to put vodka in
If it was designed to hold water, it was designer to hold wine
My mom just called me to tell me that i dont have chlamydia. Awkward.
Zip lining have a big frozedn drink with 151 rum chippendale pic life is GREAT
I found it. now I'm going to the gym to be "healthy" or whatever that folklore is called.
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How do u even exfoliate your vagina
I need to get all the one night tinders in my system before I move back in with my parents
How awkward is it to have the guy you used to sleep with congratulate you on your engagement? I'll tell you. Very.
I can feel your judgement through the phone
I just want to be like "i dont know you but ive seen your penis & i like it"
She really wants to hug you. With her vagina.
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