and then you went into taco bell without pants...and surprisingly you weren't the only one there without pants
Is it socially acceptable to order two burrito bowls?
anything's socially acceptable if you do it with enough confidence
So I used the "I've never cummed from a BJ before" line last night.
And that worked?
9 for 9! Not only does it give them a goal but they have a sense of accomplishment afterwards.
all i remember is stealing his cheesepuffs and shaving my vagina in the hotel lobby
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I woke up with my bra stapled to the ceiling, her dad was in the hallway winking at me. I was the less drunk of the bunch.
It was a deal breaker when she told me not to wear a condom and god would decide if we were meant to be together.
hes out at the street wearing a tophat and a monocole and carrying a cane and greeting every car that drives by
he just went across the street and into someones house and we could hear him inviting them over from the front porch
Trying to decide who to DD on the fourth and I came up with a Who's who of guys I've hooked up with in the last month. Not an ideal situation, but I have a feeling it's gonna happen anyway.
You just sat there for two solid hours staring at your monitor and every five minutes screamed "LEGOOOOOS"
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I want to show up to tomorrow's study group looking like I got hit by a train. A train made of dicks.
We need a hype man... Like a DMX type dude to just up the ante constantly...
once he tried to wake me up from my hangover nap to have sex, that's when things went downhill. he had to go.
Your penis is the destroyer of worlds.
I went to the hospital to have my arm checked out, and they already knew the story. They gave me props for posting photos on facebook before even coming to the hospital.
how the FUCK did i spend 25 dollars at 50 cent beer night?
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