She texted me and said she was fingering herself. Don't respond to this because she's the perfect girl. I'd love to smell her cell phone after that.
I assume you meant to text someone else on your contact list instead of your own mother...
if he wont fuck me on the stairamster then i dont think theres much XXX shit going down
Whats the count minus fat chicks?
Def regretting not writing "will blow for extra credit" on my last final
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Please come fuck me. I had the worst sex of my life the other night and I need to be reminded that sex is actually enjoyable
I WILL MAKE A FLYING LEAP FOR YOUR DICK WHEN I SEE YOU THROUGH THE WINDOW
I didn't want to have to tell you this, violating our brother/sister code not to discuss these things but: for the love of christ stop inviting that 21 year old idiot I slept with for six months to EVERY PARTY WE THROW.
Would "deck the halls with penises " be an appropriate event title? I know peni is the plural but flow of the tongue as well
Koalas always seemed like really high little puppy kittens to me.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
i'll fuck you during the next apocalypse. promise
Medically speaking as your gynecologist and your girlfriend, that is not a rash.
And we're breaking up
i made this one couple from ohio so uncomfortable that they left....and that was WHEN I HAD PANTS ON
But forealz I'm gonna need a solid 52 orgasms so hydrate.
Hey, you can never be fully sure you're straight until you jerk off to gay porn
I've never met a penis that didn't think I was awesome.
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