I feel like I'm one of those people who someone looks at and thinks "how did she get into this college"
I also have a full keg. I'm thinking about crashing a party, they can't get mad if I bring a keg of beer.
Im surprised putting the throwing knife "dartboard" next to the door didnt end up worse
Our Icelandic basketball player brought cocaine and rachael is screaming that he should do lines off her stomach. It's that kind of party
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take 2 Ambien then drink a Red Bull and watch Alice in Wonderland. Trust me.
Well its kinda hard to gift wrap an orgasm
Dick in a box?
I forgot that I thought it would be a good idea to hairspray my toilet seat last night after I took 12 shots of vodka so when I just went to pee, I stuck to the toilet. Never drinking again.
Setting up an obstacle course with ladders, hurdles, and a spring board to the pool. you down for drunk races through it later?
Any chance you used one if the curtain rods in the fireplace room as a sword? One is missing
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Let's get drunk and go to Walmart and just tackle people at random.
did i just see you in the movie theater carrying a margarita into Frozen?
All the 6 year olds are jealous of my alcohol
Every time our eyes meet, I silently summon him to my vagina.
I hate being on my period . Did you know that by the time I'm 30 I would've wasted 1,176 days of my life I could've had sex but couldn't bc I was on my period.
Oh BTW the next time I see you I don't care where we are your dick will be going into some part of my body.
Just made my first drink, took 2 sips feel like god
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