Just saw a girl that looks like Michelle Obama and Im strangely aroused by her. Does that make me a democrat?
his penis looked like arnold from hey arnold. it was interesting.
they just dont make restraining orders like they used to.
She made me add her as a friend on fb before she got into my bed... I sense a stalker
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For some reason fuck navy didn't go over quite as well as say fuck michigan;
Looking at the victoria's secret website makes the ice cream I'm eating taste like sadness and obesity
Dude she has a fucking rock collection. Never will I ever talk to her again.
see if i had a dick i'd definitely smack people in the face with it
So i told him he was the 3rd i have ever slept with and then i found out he had actually slept with 5 other girls besides me. And his reply was well your number one on this hand.
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I've got to stop making out with the guys and sharing drinks with you. I'm the reason we all get sick at the same time. Sorry.
There are at least 3.6 billion human cocks in this world. Get some. Get as many as humanly possible. Literally. Do it. 1-2-3 go!
yea i really dont care about the sex, i just want him to eat my vag. He has to be good at because of his tremors.
When you guys came back from the bar, I thought everyone was a T-Rex - Thats why i was hiding under the table. Never doing shrooms with Drunk people again
I've finally done it, I've downloaded some messenger lesbians like to use because some girl wanted to flirt.
Congrats, you're all grown up now.
I FEEL LIKE A GAY BUTTERFLY
The hump and dump is a beautiful thing
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