so he just left - touched my cheek like he was gona kiss me and then gave me a fist bump?
I'm in the library if you wanna come give me library head.
I thanked her for the handjob she gave me in the middle of the night. She had no idea what i was talking about. I think she sleep-jerked-me-off. Im def sleeping over tonight too
vodka bottle broke. scooping it out of the plastic tub with a shot glass into a sprite bottle using a ziplock bag as a funnel and straining the glass out with paper towels. good thursday night?
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First coke bust down the road. Spring is finally here.
Seeing Grandma lick chocolate sauce off of the male stripper was definitely not the way I planned to enter the world of legal drinking.
He just whispered "doors are weird" and then laughed so hard he fell down the stairs.
FUCK... Pulled a chick from the bar went to her house passed out on the shitter. She lives in a house full of girls. They were making poop jokes as i left
he fucked me with his goalie mask on. it was like sleeping with Darth Vader
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They're fucking on the bed next to me. I took adderall and smoked so there's no fucking help for me.
Some small part of me hopes I'm on the probationary list because of seeing the Dean at that fetish party.
I just ordered a "football meatlong" from subway
I slid a quarter down a drunk man's butt crack last night. Qdoba gets rowdy
you said, "I wonder what your mum is doing right now." in the middle of sex, of course I threw up on you.
i feel like you should know pants are always optional
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