What can I expect? While all of my friends are getting married, all of his friends are tripping on robitussin
You get to witness red pubes. I'm almost jealous. That's like my dream.
drunk me just left notes all around the apt to remind shitfaced me that i have mashed potatoes in the fridge. do not take them down if you come home before me.
its not thanksgiving till you and grandpa shotgun beers out in the shed, and lose
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And I'm ok with his balls touching my ass
I think that "I fucked your little brother" wasn't the best way to introduce yourself.....
Annnnddddd this chick is using a hand puppet made of a sock to give her research presentation...
New discovery: pineapple flavored vodka. Life made, liver in jeopardy. Graduation t-minus 50 minutes.
I've literally never felt worse
My body feels like its decomposing
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Joined a porch party below me by climbing out the window and jumping off the roof. Tonight will be good
You are a booty call, not a friend.
I never thought the most recent texts on my phone would be with ASAP ferg and my ex...
I have this theory that your highest awareness of how drunk you are is while you're sitting on a toilet
He's a douche. But I like the way he chokes me.
Idk, I know when I drink vodka my bi side comes out and I just want to make out with a girl
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