I plan on gettn treatment center drunk
I'm still waiting for my blazer that I left at your apartment, you owe me a blowjob for every day from Thursday on that it's late.
YOU SUCK AT REPLYING IM IRRESPOSNIBLY DRUNK WHAT THE FUCK ARE YOU DOING WITH YOU LIFE. celebrate the magicness with me.
He literally said to me "go ahead and answer that text message while I eat you out"... Maybe I AM the relationship type...
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Um. That's my cat Laura. You put my cat in your mouth, and then you put my cat in your purse.
I feel like I can hear facebook. What did we smoke?
Don't act like you're not jealous that I disappeared into the closet to blow my husband. Marriage = all the cock I want.
I need to see you idiots before I go back to school. But we shouldn't snort Crown Royal this time.
I DID MY EXPERIMENTING. FOUR YEARS OF IT. IN HIGH SCHOOL.
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He wore socks while I was giving him head. I couldn't even focus on his penis because of the socks.
Acid king. Jackson puked a lot. Promoter booth. Angry security. No acid. Probably a good thing.
A+ Viking dick
When he busted out the ketchup I got the hell out of there. It got really creepy really fast.
After this weekend my vagina will follow his penis anywhere. It’s like the pied piper, but with penis
She pooped on me during a reverse cowgirl. And it wasn't a little bit either.
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