batman just walked across the sidewalk
lay off the drugs
no for real he was wearing a cape
totally watching dr. phil and getting eaten out right now. be jealous.
Every single piece. I examined every single square inch of this peanut butter and jelly sandwich. and fell in love with every inch. that high.
maybe we can find two twins tonight and bang them together and then my life is complete
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Just realized I have to keep sleeping with him... those scars from drunk sex on the 4th of July are still on my back and lord knows I'm not about to explain that to another guy.
Probably shouldn't have worn my jeans covered in blood from last night to class.
heres the thing, we have 120 cans of beer left in the fridge. until thats finished we cant fit food in the fridge
we're going to the olympic park to run the 100m yeaaaahhh
it's 3am. Nothing could possibly go wrong here.
That guy has been pretty randomly in and out of my vagina for 4 years...I don't think I'm required to tell him when I'm dating.
Good point.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
This is my last chance to be the first person to fall off this roof.
They asked me my level of pain at the hospital and I told them I called my ex 6 times
We just had sex on an abandoned logging road while wearing snow shoes. God bless Montana boys.
I have got to stop telling people I was almost a prositute every time I drink
My professor is wearing skinny jeans, orange socks and just said penetration. I don't know what to think
So it turns out high me is very efficient. I set 5 alarms to remind me to do things, i made mac and cheese, and i wrote a poem. I'm going places.
Randomize