what's Bukake?
a bad idea.
I'm afraid that if I tell my sister I think Zachary Quinto is gay I'll have to put her on suicide watch for the next week or so
so explain to me why i woke up in jail this morning
because you opened a jar or pickles and a bag of fritos and layed down in the middle of aisle 7 while singing 'la cucaracha'
no more ever clear
What I wanna know is who took a picture eiffel towering her?
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THEY'RE. IN. YOUR. BED. THEY RANDOMLY SHOW UP. AND GET IN YOUR BED.
She actually pushed her roomie out of the way and said 'You already fucked him it's my turn!'
Close your eyes and stop texting and think about puppies. You'll be fine.
I just sent her mug shot out in a mass text because I hate her and her cocaine eyes are hilarious.
It's like you're the one guy who got the "girls have clits" memo.
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Im officially canceling McCormick Monday. I got a raise.
Sooo grey goose Tuesday?????
I woke up naked on my couch playing a video game I thought I had dreamed about... oh yeah, and someone cut my hair.
He told me he was married and then fingered me on the kitchen counter. It was awkward to explaining the broken toaster to my roommates this morning...
My six-margarita-deep ass just used a blow torch to light the match that lit my bong pack. Peak single 🤦🏼♀️
The logic in me says "don't text him" .But the vagina in me says "text him".
i literally have the attention span of a weasel on steroids, but yeah, i know who you’re talking about.
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