yeah, but that could mean anything in Denmark.
Kenny Powers is just a normal guy with exceptional hair
I wish i could clap on, clap off my penis
so my mom told me to suck on something if I have to cough. so I guess blow jobs are ok
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He just refered to Steak and Shake as "a good place for couples". I will definitely not be shacking tonight.
So I've officially decided that I AM that drunken mistake that girls hate themselves for in the morning.
what's the name of that soccar player i bit again?
I feel like it'll be a success as long as she doesn't end up dead in a ditch. There has to be a line somewhere.
I've made a list of places I want to have sex this summer. #1: Reptile House at the zoo.
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some kid lit a j in the bar tonight. i was in awe of both his boldness and the severe beatdown he received moments later
I mean I only got hit in the ass with ONE firework
What's your opinion on eating ass? Just looking for a yes or no
I said I wanted pizza tattoo on my ass and the tattooist asked me what I wanted on it.
I WILL KICK YOU IN THE FUCKING THROAT IF YOU EAT MY FUCKING ICE CREAM.
Put down the Captain Crunch and get over here. It’s a dickfest!!
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