I'd suck a dick for hot wings now. A metaphoric dick that is
I've been sucking dick for sushi for weeks now...hasn't worked yet :P
can someone explain to me why i woke up under a twister sheet
My gaydar just like overheated and exploded watching the male figure skaters on the olympics
I fukin lobve the states. Girls here let me fuck them because they like my accent. I may not go back
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Im deleting that text because its a possible ncaa violation
He told me he wanted to show me something beautiful, then just started peeing off the bridge into oncoming traffic
You asked him for a membership to him and his dick.
Sorry if this is weird, but please don't have sex in my truck. I get to be the first...
Judging by the garbled spelling in the calendar reminders in my phone, drunk me really wanted sober me to take a pregnancy test today.
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The party got hot, we all started raging, took off some clothes, someone threw me in the shower and we all kept raging. Nude Rager, I was there at the point of conception.
mhmm. we know where to go, which places have free bathrooms, how long you can be in one until its sketchy, we have this down to a science. we're like the college sophomore pregaming dream team
He said bring my breathalyzer and Anna's pepper spray, I didn't ask questions
DOMA is dead. I'm definitely going to be the last of our friends to get married now.
went to their party, left halfway through to fuck a pledge, came back to keep drinking. I think everyone won.
nm just hungover. watching movies and roasting marshmallows in bed, over a candle to avoid life
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