All I know is that if italians start TIME TRAVELLING were all in a lot of trouble paizon
i need an iv and a liver transplant
He had in his status he loved beating off and tagged his wife. another reason facebook should be for college.
He was so bad, he was dry humping me and his dick was nowhere close to my vagina.
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What can I say, he stumbled upon the key to my heart: orgasms and mac 'n cheese.
At beerfest, hammered, going to try to not get naked in public but i cant make any promises
Those people having sex on the beach kept looking over at you guys throwing his shoes at the seagulls.
OH BABY IM HERE AND IN A BLANKET FORT
COME TO THE BLANKET FORT
he told me i could have the honorable privilege of being the second girl to have sex with him in his new apartment, what a gentleman.
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After he finished he sang his college fight song like it was some victory
Because I was drunk or stoned for 4 days. I either made terrible decisions or none at all.
We had sex to beyonce's "drunk in love" and then he order me pizza. It was perf
I'm handling the NHL draft worse than getting dumped this week
I blacked out after the piñata full of condoms
i shit you not. the flight is delayed because they have to change fucking light bulb. all the airport bars are closed and my shit is in checked luggage.
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