She is totes cute on her twitter. Which totally sounds like a euphemism for coot.
Does getting a boner while watching the celtic women sing opera on ETV make me cultured?
hey everyone... booty call? my house tonight. bring friends to fuck my friends.
getting kicked in the face by someone doing a keg stand. just my luck
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My TA just came over to give us drugs. Now he's drinking grey goose with my roommate and explaining his thesis to her. This is too much.
I was more than drunk as hell I have rug burn on my elbows from ninja roles on the ground..
I wanted to be mature but the vodka was resilient.
you should have seen it. it was just a bunch of guys in togas chanting the username and password to a brazzers account we all share. best thing that has happened to our group
$645 later, she's throwing up in my washroom and asking for a cab. Hooker are soooo much cheaper.
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you were like "guys ... i think i got fingered while dancing tonight"
our poor poor cab driver
DONT YOU DARE DIE YET THERE IS SO MUCH SEX TO BE HAD
He invites me over too FucK and i wind up eating 6 jimboys tacos with his roommates. While he waited in his room. Maybe next time
When you say shenanigans does that mean I should bring birth control?
My alarm went off and I went straight for your dick. That's dedication.
He literally said from now on he's always banging chicks with asthma becuas it's such an ego booster
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