If it were my dying wish, would you come over 2nite 2 save me?:):):) wana come anyways?
Just mADE A PArabola og urine
My clean wipe streak was ended today by two enchiladas and a can of refried beans. dammit i should have been more cautious. thanks for all ur encouragement and support.
You make homosexuality sound like a cult.
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I'm praying to Jesus, Allah, Buddah,and the whole gang tonight that I'm not pregnant
just walk of shamed past a man riding a bike. RIDING A BIKE. what a wholesome life he must lead.
Today my mom told me "that's what worries me about you getting blacked out drunk... You don't look pretty"
He showed up 3 hours late wearing roller skates and acted like nothing was wrong with that.
I'm hiding her cosmo magazine. the only sex tip she needs is to not handcuff her boyfriend to her roommates bed and lose the key
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Liver, I have supported you for 18 fucking years. Pull your weight for ONE NIGHT and detoxify this alcohol.
Looks like a took a video of myself beating off and passed out last night. I'm classy.
The inflatable penis from those pics was mine... We broke him that night
I got to her place and she was petting her cat and pounding vodka out of the bottle. She looked like Dr evil in yoga pants. She's nuttier than squirrell shit.
He said I have a comfortable vagina. What does that even mean?
I'm a girl who met my last three bfs in gay clubs. Think I'm doing something wrong?
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