dear santa what can i do with your candy cane?
Don't worry I'll hold the wheel while you cum
I took the chef home. His dick even tasted like garlic
If you know any fat girls who would pay me for sex, I am low on money and morals right now
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Nothing kills the mood when I am hooking up on the dance floor like the DJ saying Happy Valentines.
Spotted: woman loading franzia into a toddler-sized shopping cart for her child to push. Beautiful.
It turns out tequila bombs is really code for straight shots of tequila…who would have guessed?
Update is I am officially king of Gettysburg. Tam and I are being threaded like royakt. In bought e ruined a drink
Let's just say after this weekend I'm known as Shameous the Irish bar fighter.
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I lied. Can't workout today. Only exercises I'm currently capable of doing are breathing ones to keep last night's drinks ending up all over the classroom.
My life is a video game called get the drunk princess back to her castle, thank you to all that participated
i think we watched the dark knight rises after you left but i might have passed out through most of it. I remember crying at the end though. sad tears then happy tears.
Well waking up naked, covered in Chex mix is not how I planned to start my Wednesday if that's what you're getting at.
Nothing ruins an orgasm faster than accidentally calling out his boss's name
Your liver needs more exercise - we start training tonight.
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