do you know how bad I want you right now?
As bad as i want you to stop texting me?
is that a hint?
i was just lookin through my fb pics and i think im with a cat in like 40% of them..: how sad is my life
yeah it was kind of like, i'm 27 and still live in a frat house.. you honestly expect me to have "moral fiber" and a "conscience"
he just texted me two pictures of his dick. i feel i should rethink whatever vibe im obviously giving out
so is it as big as he says?
he put a tube of toothpaste next to it as a reference. it looks legit
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If he eats mayonnaise, he's not getting laid. End of story.
Just checked my bank account while shitting blood. Neither action felt good when I was done.
She passed out in the backyard, making "face down" snow angels ... so they could have a smile.
there was a sad and surprising lack of "did strippers and blow" in that sentence
Security said no more parties of this kind. To me that translates to Theme party this weekend.
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Why can't it ever be the normal ones that stalk me?
Did you blow the guy you weren't supposed to hook up with again in the bathroom of pita pit? Cause that happened last night...
her vagina just converted me to Judaism.
Denis dont give a fuck, Denis drinks out of straws. Denis disregards the fire station & bought 18 fire hoses so he can fight it himself if the farmhouse is on fire.
What's his name?? He crossfits 6 times a week, works in finance & is into the occasional felony class drug. His name is irrelevant in order to know if I wanna bone him again.
He grabbed my tits and sang "you are so beautiful" to them before faceplanting into my chest
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