i just posted a lake picture of you with a dead fish in your mouth. happy july 5th.
just thinking about him makes my vagina shudder.
this is never going to happen for me, I think he thinks I'm crazy
well you did scream "PLEASE! I'LL S YOUR D IN FRONT OF EVERYONE"
idk if its the weather or the "im still drunk" or the morning sex i just had with my roommates gf but that was def the most enjoyable walk in the rain ever
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oh my god its dad's weekend for the sororities i can't wait to throw up in front of all these parents
We found her naked passed out on the bathroom floor. She didn't even make it to the shower. She was clutching the bathroom rug.
To drunk to make oatmeal. I'm pouring it into my mouth and gargling it with beer. Ive made maple brown sugar bud light
My birthday was already very memorable but her punching me in the face put it over the top. I love being 25 and still not giving a fuck.
Yeah. You can ask him out. We're just fuck buddies. My vagina will be sad but your heart can be happy.
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I can't. I think his penis is about to take out a restraining order against me.
Also the fuck cup must be buried with me
Aaaaand my mom is wearing jeggings...
Can we just get drunk and watch the Birdcage please I have no tolerance for straight men today
Unless your name is actually "Ticfj" like my phone says, I have no idea who you are...
Please tell me that nice older woman you're with at the bar is not your comp&lit professor.
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