I was amazed that you fell flat on your ass and still managed not to spill them drinks in your hands. Your getting good at this.
I love Japanese schoolgirls with short skirts riding bikes on windy days.
You're never coming back, are you?
worse. her friends hid in the bathroom while she gave me head and then screamed surprise right as i was about to cum
The theme is smores and alcohol. Dress appropriately.
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Remind me to never go to the bar with your Asian friends again. I need to be able to read or pronounce what I'm drinking.
He offered but I said no. I didn't think it'd be cool to accept cupcakes in the mens room of a gentlemans club.
I had to call maintenance to come unclog the toilet.
Something to remember me by.
walmarts paint section shouldnt be open at 3am
A French guy bit my cheek. Is that sexy there? Also had to threaten to stab the bus driver. I'm not sure I like Europe.
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The cops are here to take me to jail, so I guess I have to go with them. If I'm not out by 6 p.m., there is some left-over lasagna in the fridge for you.
I'm eating ramen over the toilet. Fuck my life
He used one of his curtains as a leash and hand restraints. He wins the creative sex challenge hands down.
You ripped my pants off and gave me the choice use it or lose it what was I suppose to do.
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WHAT??
You know you're good at multi-tasking if you can get a lap dance from someone while simultaneously eating a burrito.
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