Everytime we come here you have an ex here.
You know, I didn't realize this at the time, but it appears that I am being "heavily petted" by 3 grown men in that pic.
If these were biblical times then you'd be a Roman Senator.
this text is just filler to avoid a lull in the conversation
he kept his composure pretty well until he puked on the cop car
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Jerry just sent me this: IOR GHIT ALL THE BUTTIB. Go get him. Now.
there was 12 of us, girls included, shirtless and wielding swords as we bet on rock paper scissors in the middle of the bar. It was like Cinco de Mayo version of the Deer Hunter
Oh god the guy I took underwear from at the bar is trying to add me as a friend on facebook now.
Only you would get a date out of getting hit by a car
I wouldn't be surprised. You and I have basically synced up our brain chemistry by doing drugs together in the same way that two girls would sync their menstrual cycles by sharing a house.
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If you're wondering why you have playpen balls it's because we stopped at chuckie cheese on the way home.
She crossed her eyes and threw up into a glass while sitting at the bar. It was fifty shades of sketchy dude.
He broke into my house just to tell me the door was locked.
I'm 99% sure I just puked glitter. Wine drunk Mondays shouldn't be a thing.
There is absolutely a 0% chance my hips will make it out of this twerking business fully functional
Hey, you should go to your facebook ASAP... i'm guessing you're wasted but you just uploaded a picture of someones dick...and everyones taking bets now if its Rick or Mikes..
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